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Song Parodies -> "Upton Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Upton Girl"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

dedicated to the lovely Ms. Kate Upton!
Upton Girl
now we're living in Kate Upton's world
she's on the cover of all magazines
she is the curvy woman of my dreams

and I won't lie
see that Upton Girl
makes her living making my head swirl
she knows how to make a bulge in my pants
as well as how to put me in a trance
dance baby dance

and when she poses
I want her as mine
often I'll wake up
with her on my mind

you see it's just so tough
look don't touch I'm in love
with that Upton Girl
you know I've heard her talk about her world
she's getting tired of treatment like toys
and all of the attention from us boys
she made her choice

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Upton Girl
you know when Miley shakes it I just hurl
but maybe someday if Upton should twerk
well I don't know there's a chance it could work
fap 'til it hurts

and when she's walking
she's looking so fine
yes I'm aware that
I just stole that line

you see it's just so tough
look don't touch I'm in love
with that Upton Girl
now we're living in Kate Upton's world
she's on the cover of all magazines
she is the curvy of my dreams
oh yes she is

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Upton Girl
wish she was my girl
don't you know I'm in love
with the Upton Girl
The Upton Girl
don't you know I'm in love
with the Upton Girl
The Upton Girl
don't you know I'm in love
with the Upton Girl
The Upton Girl
(repeat until fade)

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AFW - December 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Clever title switch...and funny content...especially a scenario of the future queen twerking
Jonathan - December 20, 2013 - Report this comment
thank ya thank ya very much! personally I don't find twerking at all attractive but if there's anybody that could make me like it... it's probably Kate Upton!
Rob Arndt - December 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Parodies about attractive women are fun- 555 head spins and tongue drops!
Jonathan - December 21, 2013 - Report this comment
yes they are the women they are about are even more fun! thanks very much Robert!
John Barry - December 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Thumbs Upton!
Not an Innocent Man - December 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great song! Just don't let anyone catch you with Captain Jack, and don't let them see you dancing with yourself. Merry Christmas!
Jonathan - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
John Barry - Wow! it's a real honor getting your seal of approval! thank you very much!
Not an Innocent Man - thanks and Merry Christmas to you too!
Callmelennie - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Come now, Jonathan, don't be star struck. JB puts his pants on one leg at a time, as do we all. It's just that once has them on, he churns out parodies at ten times the rate as the rest of us
Jonathan - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
^ Ha Ha!
Check this out Jonathan - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
https://youtu.be/8cnO23YPNnE
Jacob - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
^ nice 😁

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