while on a shopping trip at the grocers
deep in the aisle of the bread-based snacks
I wanted cookies that taste mighty fine
saw some Nabisco and I felt my lips smack
standing in a long long line at register four
checked my wallet fell to my knees and cried "why?"
I was a couple quarters short just had a buck
Obama wanted change? well so did I!

I'm just a chubby boy
I am in love with them
I asked the guy behind me to lend a hand
he said "shut up!"
rolled his eyes sighed bad breath
I said "go eat some Mentos greedy garlic man"
I took a shot and searched the pockets of my blue jeans
I searched the ground for some loose change people had dropped
I got a view of a girl's dress from underneath
I said "whoops!"
she said "I'm calling the cops"

Oreo
Oreo

a little after nine I was real hungry
I went to Dairy Queen for something to eat
I wanted a Blizzard was in a pickle
the machine was broken so no-go on the treat
I had just figured homemade's better than none at all
I bought a bag of Oreos and ice cream two quarts
I thought I was gonna have dessert after all
but I dropped it and it melted all over the floor

Oreo
Oreo

girl took me home with her we'd just had dinner
she offered me Jello if I thought I was ready
I started looking around maybe she kept 'em cold
but all I found in her fridge was some spaghetti
I searched and I searched her house all night
she said she forgot cookies at the store
I found a pack under her couch
she hid them and now you know it's war!

Oreo
Oreo

Oreo
Oreo

while on a shopping trip at the grocers
deep in the aisle of the bread-based snacks
I wanted cookies that taste mighty fine
saw some Nabisco and I felt my lips smack

saw some Nabisco and I felt my lips smack
saw some Nabisco and I felt my lips smack