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Song Parodies -> "Meat It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Meat It"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

a parody that was requested by Rob Arndt a little while back here ya go man! and now that I've done this one maybe you could do "Beef It?" :)
my wife walks in with dinner says "hello dear"
there's veggies on my plate but something's off I fear
I look her in the eyes and I make it very clear
Said Meat It Just Meat It

between two buns soy burger does best it can
but I don't see the blood need beef on nachos man
the steak maybe tough tenderize it you can
So Meat It But You're Worried 'Bout Fat

Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
I could eat meat cold or heated
know just how hungry I am tonight
this plain cheese pizza just don't taste right
So Meat It Meat It Just Meat It Meat It
Just Meat It Meat It Just Meat It Meat It

while out to dinner I had wanted some ham
went to the restroom came back and well I'll be d*mned
courtesy of the wife all-veg salad again
Won't Eat It Please Meat It

tonight for dinner I was really prepared
went to the lake and caught a salmon like a bear
I killed it and I grilled it ate it medium rare
I Meat It But You Tell Me That's Bad

Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
hope I'm not offending vegans
bet you can't stop at only one bite
don't care to hear if it's wrong or right

Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
I could eat meat cold or heated
know just how hungry I am tonight
this plain cheese pizza just don't taste right
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It

Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
I could eat meat cold or heated
meat in my tummy making me wide
I could eat chicken grilled up or fried

Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
hope I'm not offending vegans
bet you can't stop at only one bite
I could eat chicken grilled up or fried

Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
I could eat meat cold or heated
know just how hungry I am tonight
this plain cheese pizza just don't taste right

Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It
this ending just keeps repeating
meat in my tummy making me wide
I could eat chicken grilled up or fried
Just Meat It Meat It Meat It Meat It... (fade out)
thanks for reading!

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Diner - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Forget the microwave, just fry it in a pan, and Meat It, then Eat It!!! 555
Rob Arndt - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
No need to beef this parody up- 555!
Jonathan - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Diner - Thank You
Rob - Thanks again man this was the first of 2 parody requests of yours I was posting this month one down one to go! :)
Rob Arndt - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Np Jon, I've done many parodies about food including beef. I forgot, what was my last requested song? I always have ideas but I write when in the mood. Perhaps you or someone else can use "Stupid as a Rock" for "Solid as a Rock?" I was gonna use Obama again as subject, but there are lots of stupid people to choose from in life. Again, job well done Jon.
Jonathan - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
^ Thanks again Rob your last request was "Ugly Woman" a parody of Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman" with Bruce Jenner as the subject expect it next friday! :)
Rob Arndt - November 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Had to revisit this awesome parody! In a word- meaty!!!

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