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Song Parodies -> "(why hate) Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"(why hate) Achy Breaky Heart"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

ok THAT IS IT!!! why do you all hate "Achy Breaky Heart" so much? I still love that song ever since I first listened to it in 1994 (since I was BORN in 1992) so why make fun of BRC and this song it is still my favorite one from him and CMT if you're reading this... GET BILLY RAY'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO ON GAC FOR CORN'S SAKE!!!
mocking "Billy Ray"
all of the night and day
while here's a question for you tell me why
the radio don't know
"Wanna Be Your Joe"
and all the bad reviews I wanna cry
he wants his mullet back
but all you evil quacks
make fun of his old mullet all day long
and you make fun of him
just whenever you can
and all because of this amazing song?

why do you all
hate "Achy Breaky Heart"?
I just don't think I understand
just tell me why do you
hate "Achy Breaky Heart"?
you don't even buy his cd's man

what did it to you?
was it in '92
when this song got way too much airplay?
too me there's no such thing as too much "Billy Ray"
you shoulda got over it anyway!
best & worst '92
it's sad but it is true
the worst video was "Achy Breaky"
it's still his greatest song
could hear it all day long
so BRC fans like me come and sing

why do you all
hate "Achy Breaky Heart"?
you all are driving me insane
all of you like to go
bash "Achy Breaky Heart"
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain

why do you all
hate "Achy Breaky Heart"
none of you buy albums from this guy
but here's a question 'bout
'bout "Achy Breaky Heart"
could you please just tell me why
you all have rights to your opinion's but please tell me WHY you hate this in comments

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   3

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Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
We hate it because it's annoying, repetitive, has dumb lyrics, and because the singer is completely ridiculous, and both singer song were shoved down our throats in '92! Isn't that reason enough?
Jonathan - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok at least you answer as to WHY you hate it and you have my respect for that (although I do like this song) BTW Chucky G is fanfiction for like TV Shows and stuff allowed here? please answer me in comments (no comment required just the answer is FF allowed or not?)
Stuart McArthur - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
that's the way, Jonathon - stick up for what you believe in - very well-written and a clever idea, and I think maybe you're right - the song does have a unique catchiness, although MP sums up the argument against, pretty well ("might blow up and kill this man" isn't a towering lyric) - 555
The Charnstar - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoo, Go John, and I happen to LOVE the original LOL! Great parody 5-5-5
Jonathan - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks guys
Peregrin - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I voted you 5's cause I like your parody :) I am with the non-silent majority however when it comes to not liking ABH *and* Billy Ray. That's not helped in my case by living in a country where the fan base for country music is about 3 people and we are a-huntin' them down as I write this ;-p I heard it summed up this way once : "You know those people in the Achy Breaky film clip ? They're not line dancing, they're lining up to get out the door"...
Jonathan - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment

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