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Song Parodies -> "Speed Dater"

Original Song Title:

"Speed Racer Themesong"

Parody Song Title:

"Speed Dater"

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The Lyrics

another request of Rob Arndt's! here you go man! and here's wishing you and all fellow amirighters a happy and safe 4th of July weekend!
here I come
I'm A Speed Dater
I've a sweet set of wheels
I've a nice car and I'm hopin' that is impressin' someone

talked with a lady who says she eats bugs alive
another one said she'd take me if I were 5!

although the odds are against me
I've got much more time to spare
I'll keep trying speed dating
to get somewhere

Go Speed Dater
Go Speed Dater
Go Speed Dater Go!

she's up and flying off the handle 'cause I made a crack
about that ugly tattoo of J. Bieber on her back
she just threw her purse at my head

No Speed Dating
No Speed Dating
No Speed Dating No!
thanks for reading!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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 5   17

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Rob Arndt - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Does Pops approve??? 555!
Jonathan - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob!
Karen - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
You've got 55.5 seconds to impress!
Jonathan - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank You Karen!

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