When you work on my show
You'd better work really harder
"Cause if you don't
I'll push you in the larder
I say you're great
But you know I'm a liar
I'm Donald Trump, You're Fired

Ivana's back
Trying to get my money
I laugh at the witch
And I think she's funny
I tell her to quit
And just go and retire
I'm Donald Trump, You're Fired

I am the boss and I run the show
You'd better get the facts, straight, dear
'Cause if you foul up in a bad blow
I will terminate your carcasses here

I am not Mickey Mouse
Nor am I Mike Eisner
For I am better than both
And I richer and wiser
So don't you quit
And don't you dare retire
I'm Donald Trump...You're Fired

Fired
Yes, you are fired
Yes, siree, you're fired
You do a lousy job, Fired
Cutting you, Fired
Kicking you off my show, fired (fade)