Ooh-hoo, crazy glue
Sticks to almost anything, if you
attempt a mishap then you're stuck
That's crazy, you're out of luck

It will mess up your fine toupee
Hour after hour, day after day
It might be a very strong paste
You got any more time to waste?

Ooh-hoo, crazy glue
Things get lame, guys, you know it's true
If your bedroom's bulletin board's
Too crazy to land on filthy floors

This paste will help you correct a mistake
It might sometimes your own fate
You thought it's messy, if you're not careful
You'd never thought it gets too awful

You'd never used your crazy glue
To stick your nostrils together too
And you will breathe much less air
Until you faint, that wasn't much fair

That's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, hey hey hey hey