Song Parodies -> If You Wanna Get Through Seventh
| Original Song Title: | "If You Wanna Get To Heaven" |
| Original Performer: | Ozark Mountain Daredevils |
| Parody Song Title: | "If You Wanna Get Through Seventh" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
you never read a single book
your education didn't grow
all you did was dilly-dally
it appears...you don't know...
if you'd try a little harder...
then you would see your IQ swell
if you wanna get through seventh
you've got to least learn how to spell
you never did the work complete
you never set yourself a goal
so your grade point never rallied
now, you've dug yourself a hole
if more educations needed...
you just might be here for a spell
if you wanna get through seventh
you'll have to wise up, we can tell
you never found a subject easy
you never thought that school was fun
you would hang out with your pallies
with your homework left undone
if you wanna be a failure...
then you can tell me "go to hell"
if you wanna get through seventh
you've got to learn the lessons well
if you wanna get through seventh
if you wanna get through seventh
if you wanna get through seventh
your education didn't grow
all you did was dilly-dally
it appears...you don't know...
if you'd try a little harder...
then you would see your IQ swell
if you wanna get through seventh
you've got to least learn how to spell
you never did the work complete
you never set yourself a goal
so your grade point never rallied
now, you've dug yourself a hole
if more educations needed...
you just might be here for a spell
if you wanna get through seventh
you'll have to wise up, we can tell
you never found a subject easy
you never thought that school was fun
you would hang out with your pallies
with your homework left undone
if you wanna be a failure...
then you can tell me "go to hell"
if you wanna get through seventh
you've got to learn the lessons well
if you wanna get through seventh
if you wanna get through seventh
if you wanna get through seventh
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Nice job, alvin...this one is fun...should be fun to sing, too ~ ~ ~
thanks paul
DKTOS, but a good service annoucement. 555.
This defintely has class...555
thanks stephen and AFW
Fives for "Seventh"
Paging Alvin Rhodes! Oh Paging Alvin Rhodes! Please report to room 555, the Principal would like to have a little talk with you.
thanks john and lionel
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