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Song Parodies -> "Pee Pee FlowMax (into the john)"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Hey My My (Into the Black)"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Pee Pee FlowMax (into the john)"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

I was up all night thinking of this...
Pee Pee, FlowMax
Cuts your piss, helps you relax
Reduces your prostrate
With a couple whacks.
Pee Pee, FlowMax.

Out of the bed, and into the night
The bathroom’s dark, you need a light.
And once you’ve gone, 50 times a week.
It’s time to go back and take a leak.

The lizard’s drained but there’s still an inkling
Your wife wakes up, “Are you still tinkling?”
It’s better for doctors, if you take their drugs,
And get some sleep while the stars are twinkling.

Pee Pee, FlowMax
Decrease piss, and spare your slacks.
There’s more to the urine
Than meets the fly
FlowMax, my my.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao @ the lizard’s drained but there’s still an inkling
John Barry - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
My chuckles flowed to the max. Even the top comment is funny.
Mark Scotti - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I wet myself laughing, Jim, five pints worth! Timely that you covered this topic. Read mine today, I make reference to it...
Jim Rotondo - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, John. Mark, I'll see your pee and raise you a case of FlowMax! It is amazing when our topics collide on the same day....urine trouble now.
Chance Gollnick - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
nice topic and parody
Harry - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
here's 555 packs of depends in case you can't hold it...(I couldn't hold back from laughing).
Jim Rotondo - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Chance, Harry, in retrospect, where would 80% of our parodies be without toilet humor access? Scary thought.
Tim Hall - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
This topic hits close to home for me with regards to future exams. Excellent job!
MsFlow& Glow - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, you really are a SweatyPirate; these writes of yours are getting a bit too MalcomEsque !

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