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Song Parodies -> "Turds"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Wired Al

The Lyrics

Left bun and right bun
were over the "pond"
What was between them
the devil had spawned
My pants and boxers
were already soiled
I'm sitting here hoping
my cheeks aren't boiled
When I look through my legs
and into the bowl
Eggs, beans, beer, and brownies
have taken their toll

Slinging turds... turds
between my buns of rage.
Turds... turds
between my buns of rage.

Eating all that junk food
closing the bars,
The tidy bowl man
must be seeing stars,
Stinking my hind
like a toxic bad dream
The stench makes me blind
I feel so unclean
Hot chili burgers
tequila and lime
Super volcano
only matter of time.

Slinging turds... turds
between my buns of rage.
Turds... turds
between my buns of rage.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Jim Rotondo - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done, 555's cause I can hear Neil singing this and all toilet humor works for this HandFartist.
dude123456 - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
this video is freakin funny!
dude123456 - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
sorry, i meant to say song, instead of video.

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