No fun and no sun,
flood pants they donned
All sports equipment
their parents had pawned.
Over calculus and
physics they did toil
Highlight of their day
eyeglass hinge needs oil
When they look in the mirror
they just see a toad
Never drinking a beeeer
or shooting their load.

They are nerds... nerds
one day they'll come of age.
Nerds... nerds
one day they'll come of age.

If they were only jocks
racing their cars,
Banging the broads
and hitting the bars,
Stinky but kind
lost in their daydreams
Practically blind
never picked for teams
Geeky and dorky
quiet as a mime
Like horses when laughing
Is it such a crime?

They are nerds... nerds
one day they'll come of age.
Nerds... nerds
one day they'll come of age.