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Song Parodies -> "The Car's Not Old"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Of Gold"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"The Car's Not Old"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgns

The Lyrics

leaks like a sieve, I can't forgive
innroof installers, 'cause the car's not old
a new transmission, I cannot fix
will keep me searchin for the parts I'm told
but the car's not old,
keeps me searching for the parts I'm sold
but my car's not old..

I drove to hiollywood, and then to redwood,
replaced the tires, but my car's not old
it's not in motion, it seems just fine then
but I'm now searchin for more parts I'm told
but the car's not old
but I'll need several other parts I'm told
but the car's not old

but I'm now searchin for more parts I'm told
but the car's not old
but I'll need several other parts I'm told
but the car's not old

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 5

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 4   0
 5   2

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Andria - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Malcolm, and by any chance is this song about a Daewoo? I knew someone who bought one just before the company folded, had a whole lot of problems with it with no parts available and had to junk it. Here are 555 vouchers for unobtainable car parts.
malcolm higgins - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
daewoo is a crap box, I agree. worst on the road right now, I think is the NUBIRA by Daewoo. reminds me of the reliability of the dodge OMNI from the 80's and why don't they bring back the chevette with new motor and electronics? I loved mine in the early 80's
Guy - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Parts is parts but you can't find no parts around these parts. I going to part with some 5s fer ya. Good take up on an old Neil Young song.
A. Person - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it, but it seems you spelt your surname wrong again. (Because of that, it won't show up in your author index.) Still, I gives you 5s. Nice job on the parody.

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