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Song Parodies -> "Liquor Mountain"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar Mountain"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Liquor Mountain"

Parody Written by:

B Alcorn

The Lyrics

Liquor Mountain

Oh, to live on Liquor Mountain
With the drunkards and the breath-test balloons
You can't be sober on Liquor Mountain
Though, you're thinking that
You're heaving there too soon
You're heaving there too soon

There's a beer and then twelve more
And then you stumble to the door
And the things that you just said
Get all jumbled in your head

Oh, to live on Liquor Mountain.

And you say you never drink ,
Then you throw up in the sink
And some is sticking to your shirt
And your head begins to hurt

Oh, to live on Liquor Mountain.

It's so noisy at the bar
And you can't seem to find your car
Then your girlfriend starts to cry,
And it's your first DUI

Oh, to live on Liquor Mountain

And the alcohol you had,
And your mother and your dad
Are the one's who post your bail
And come pick you up at jail.

Oh, to live on Liquor Mountain

And now you won't be going there
Because the bracelet that you wear
"Round your ankle keeps you home
So now you'll have to drink alone.

Oh, to live on Liquor Mountain
With the drunkards and the breath-test balloons
You can't be sober on Liquor Mountain
So you're drinking and
You're heaving there too soon
You're heaving there too soon

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Scathe - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, to live on Liquor Mountain. Where the proof will never be less than 102. 5's for you.
Bob Gomez - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
"With the drunkards and the breath-test balloons"--excellent line.
Neil Young - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it better than the one I wrote

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