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Song Parodies -> "The Man Needs A Mate"

Original Song Title:

"A Man Needs A Maid"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"The Man Needs A Mate"

Parody Written by:

Plumb Bob

The Lyrics

The Donald's gaining many delegates.
There's no hope for the bunch he outscores.
Overshadows other candidates,
Donald's clever, totaling more and more.

Might be thinking of naming a running mate.
Find a dame or guy that no one hates.
Pick someone to be his proud Veep,
With appeal in many states.

A mate,
The man needs a mate.
A mate.

Some charming flakes seek fame.
The fine 'Vice-prentice' game unfolds.

To skip the cuts, you've gotta kick some butts.
To kick some butts, you're gonna need hard guts.
Who will succeed in the end?

The pilot show is aired, the ratings trend.
Folks now watch ev'ry Tuesday with some friends.
Shy fellows flub with the task list.
People stay in the bars to find who Trump suspends.

A mate,
The man needs a mate.
A mate,
The man needs a mate.

Who will be Veep in the end?

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