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Song Parodies -> "My Gal, She's No Maid"

Original Song Title:

"A Man Needs A Maid"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"My Gal, She's No Maid"

Parody Written by:

Plumb Bob

The Lyrics

My gal is lazy, and she sleeps all day.
When I'm home I see crumbs on the floor.
There's some garbage she's not thrown away,
and some cobwebs reaching from door to door.

Bathroom's stinky, my lady, she's not a maid,
a disgraceful sty, to my dismay.
Need someone who does delousing,
can't afford it on my pay.

No maid,
my gal, she's no maid,
no maid.

My garb is caked with paste.
The knives are smudged with waste
and mold

To clean a tub, you gotta rub and scrub.
To clean a rug, you gotta sweep the rug.
When will I eat food again?

A pile of clothes I'd worn remains unpressed.
There were splotches of loogies on the mess.
I felt some bugs on the mattress,
the decaying apartment, more than I could stand

No maid,
my gal, she's no maid,
no maid,

When will our dump be condemned?

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