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Song Parodies -> "In the Slammer"

Original Song Title:

"Alabama"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"In the Slammer"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More on Bane's history...
Hell in the slammer
The devil rules
takes a toll on a man
Hell in the slammer
Young life will change
Into mighty Bane
Peña Dura sent
Until his mind was bent

Product of hostile environment

In the slammer, you rot
always taking orders
Trying to break your back
Constant attacks
a place where life is a bitch
Until you finally fight back

Osito, little friend, in his rack

Hell in the slammer
Rapists raping
psychos wearing masks
Fights goin’ down in the slammer
Guards prod and poke
tie you down with tight ropes
Injection flow
Venom drug and Bane glows

Now watch as his anger explodes!

In the slammer, you rot
always taking orders
Trying to break your back
Constant attacks
a place where life is a bitch
Until you finally fight back

Now it's time to go on the attack!

Hell in the slammer
Gonna break through
and make demands
Loosed demons descend from the slammer
Right into Gotham
Bane after you
He stands in the ruins
Revenge coming from the slammer
Batman, Bane isn’t quite human
So you must be strong
Defeat his evil throng

And send him back where he belongs…

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Porfle Popnecker - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
This one drove me batty.
Rob Arndt - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Am not a big DC fan anyway and so it comes as no surprise that the critics who pre-screened DKR have panned it. The 2 trailers I have seen are not that interesting and as the end of the triology it seems like it will be anti-climatic and a total disappointment :(
Porfle Popnecker - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, I've also heard glowing critical feedback about it, so who knows? I have a feeling I'll like it well enough.
Rob Arndt - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, I'll find out tomorrow, but some friends of mine already saw a preview of it and say it is a mediocre movie, somewhere between lame "Batman Begins" and excellent "Dark Knight"... so...??? The media reports half the fans are angry at Nolan and half are angry at the critics!!!

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