Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Apple Jam"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Apple Jam"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


George Harrison's first solo album, "All Things Must Pass", was essentially a double album but with a third disc of generally boring jams (albeit with an all-star line-up) entitled "Apple Jam." Many critics and fans at the time thought a triple debut album was kind of overdoing it.

Oh, Apple Jam
The set concludes
With some messed-up spam
Aim low, Apple Jam

With that wind-up
Oh, what a line up
But such a letdown
Why can't you get down

Apple Jam
You've got the weight of an album
That's breaking the rack
Your rambling tracks
Have the appeal of a hitch
In a linekeeper's shack

Oh, Apple Jam
Clapton's playing
Like he's on his ass
Lord knows what's in Apple Jam

See the old pros
Bending old notes
Hear the slow hand
Playin' like there's no band

Apple Jam
You've got the rest of the album
To take up your slack
You sadly lack
The grotty zeal of a bitch
At the heel of the pack

Oh, Apple Jam
Ringo beats you
With shaking hand
George ends it with Apple Jam

He's going solo
A double promo
First two were killer
What's with this filler?

Apple Jam
You're not a Beatle reunion
But you had some pluck
Why did you suck?

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Peregrin - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Agreed, PP. Harrison wrote/played great stuff but he conversely (IMHO) contained the ability within that group to produce the dross as well. In a way, this parody captures my rant!
Rob Arndt - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I grew up in the 70s/80s so it was all Disco and Pop Megastars. I never got into the Beatles although I like many of their songs I've heard and know. Interesting comments about your topic- kinda makes me want to go out and get it just to hear how bad it is!!! 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
Meriadoc - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Listen to three consecutive discs of George Harrison...or watch paint dry...hmm...hard choice.
Porfle Popnecker - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I love George, but in small doses. My favorite songs of his are actually the early ones like "Don't Bother Me."
Peregrin - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Agreed re the early stuff and Don't Bother Me, in particular.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 524