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Song Parodies -> "Those Are Ants That Are In Your Pants"

Original Song Title:

"When You Dance I Can Really Love"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Those Are Ants That Are In Your Pants"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

When you dance
Cause your privates tingle within your pants
In advance
You should know your dingle will feel askance

I'm reluctant to tell you
It may be so
Itching all over
By now you know

Those are ants
Ooh, that you're sitting on

Those are ants
Those are really ants, those are really ants
Those are ants
That are in your pants, that are in your pants

As your faculties fail ya
They're drivin' you mad
Bite genitalia
And gnaw your nads

Those are ants
Ooh, that you're sitting on

When you dance
Cause an army's marching across your lance
Take a chance
Disregard decorum and shuck your pants

Though the thought may repel you
Don't question why
Hose down your goodies
And bathe in lye

Then you'll dance
Ooh, when they're really gone

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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AFW - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Quite descriptive, made me itch
Rob Arndt - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Ant-tastic- 555!!! Ine time when I was a young boy my mom caught me using my dad's best hammer to kill ants in the backyard and I got the old, "Wait til your father gets home!" routine. I thought I was gonna get beat but my dad came out to the yard with something behind his back. I thought it was his belt... but it was his older, used hammer! He sat down with me and he was whacking ants right and left! My mom came out and had a nervous breakdown! All my dad told me was NOT to use his best hammer on insects. I feel the same way and never let anyone use or borrow my Stanley hammer, same for my red Swingline stapler ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! This is partly autobiographical since I can remember the horror of having ants in my pants when I was a kid.
Meriadoc - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Eeeek! I don't mind spiders and snakes, but ants in large quantities give me the willies!

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