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Song Parodies -> "Squirrels Are Raiding My Pecan Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Ready For the Country"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Squirrels Are Raiding My Pecan Tree"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Digging and planting
And spraying Super-Gro
Picking and a-pruning
But not a nut to show
Makes a fella worry
Boy, I need a good scarecrow

Squirrels are raiding my pecan tree
Their paws are primed to go
Squirrels are raiding my pecan tree
Their maws all overflow

I was squawkin' to a neighbor
Said pumpkin's fine in pie
Then I ran into the fishman
He sold me tripe to fry
Got no need to hurry
Boy, there'll be all week to cry

Squirrels are raiding my pecan tree
Like bossy dynamos
Squirrels are raiding my pecan tree
A saw's my final blow

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Peregrin - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, that was different. Someone's on a Neil Young role. Was having trouble with the pacing until I remembered my battle with Merry about Squir-rels/Squirls!
AFW - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
There's a half-tame squirrel around my yard..but I don't go near him..too quick and big-toothed, and don't care to contribute to his Fall storage
Rob Arndt - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, you didn't get my goat with this parody- you got my squirrel!!! 555!!! I live near a park so since you can't touch anything it's like the friggin' Discovery Channel out here! I remember back in the 1970s being asked in class about if I was reincarnated what animal I would like to be. While the other boys said Lion, Tiger, Bear, etc... I said Honey Badger with Mongoose and Tazmanian Devil as back-ups. My teacher sent me for a psychological evaluation at a "special" class and this was just Grade School!!!
Porfle Popnecker - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! I live in a park-like neighborhood so I'm surrounded by squirrels. As well as the occasional possum, raccoon, and rabbit. I actually have a pecan tree in my backyard but I gave it over to the squirrels a long time ago.
2Eagle - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
...and raiding my avocado tree.
Porfle Popnecker - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Holy guacamole!
Meriadoc - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't have any trouble with squirrels, but I do have a groundhog eating my nasturtium... :(
Porfle Popnecker - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Yikes, that sounds painful.

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