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Song Parodies -> "Old Man take a look at your wife"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Old Man take a look at your wife"

Parody Written by:

Ed Bulmer

The Lyrics

Old man look at your wife she's half as old as you are
Old man look at your wife she's half as old as you are
v1
Old man look at your wife she's 24 and you're so much more
You're both in a paradise but she's got plans for you
Her love will surely cost when she tells you to get lost
And your bank roll will get tossed when she rolls away from you

chorus
Old man look at your wife she's half as old as you
She'll keep spending your money the whole day through
Just one look at her ass and you can tell that's true
v2
Alibi's and outright lies, she'll run around the whole damn town
Doesn't mean that much to me, cause it's you she's gonna screw
She'll surly dump you fast and you marriage just won't last
You'll be all alone at last when she rolls away from you

Old man look at your wife she's half as old as you are
Old man look at your wife she's half as old as you are

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Kneel Too Young - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Not 'half' bad!
Phil Nelson - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
You already wrote this but 5's again
Michael Pacholek - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like I'm not the only one with a "Zeta jones." I feel your pain.

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