Ray, your calls are better than before
While your rival stations make me snore (snoring sound effect)
You're the undisputed king
Of footy gibbering
There's just one other thing
For goodness' sakes don't sing
(for goodness' sakes don't sing)

Ray, you seem to have a lot of style (a lot of style)
With that effervescent horse-like smile (horse-like smile)
There's nobody quite like you
The others will not do
There's nothing more to say
No-one calls the games like Ray
(no neck)
Like Ray
(horse-head)
Like Ray