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Original Song Title:

"Dreamboat Annie"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Titanic (Cliff's Notes Version)"

Parody Written by:

A Short, Short Man

The Lyrics

This is a much shorter version of the 1998 film, "Titanic", with Leonardo DiCaprio. This is an alternative to watching 3 1/2 hours of tear-stained drivel. If you do want to watch the DVD version, don't read because it contains a SPOILER.
Jack walked the boat entrance to sail the ocean deep.
Rose wanted to marry, but Cal was a creep

Jack then undressed her.
Inside the boiler room.
Oh, panic!
The Titanic, the massive ship was doomed.

Crashed into the iceberg, water rising down below
No one knows the little girl who Cal took as his own.

Dead bodies floating with the ship boards and tile.
Jack sunk down the ocean, won't be up for a while.
Won't be up for a while (Repeat, then fade.)

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