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Song Parodies -> "Fish Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girl"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Fish Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Mermaids always seem so attractive but they aren't really as good as they seem...

You're a fish girl with some human parts
But your tail is a factor that is strange
Can't get you dry, Gotta stay quite soggy
You caught my eye since you're quite the hottie
You're my wish girl though your bod's bizarre
Since you're like a red snapper with no legs
This guppy's with me down at the Sand Bar
She won't get charged

Getting sooooaaaaaked... Wanna poke
Wears that thooooong... That's made out of seaweed, dude
Dirty blooooooonde... Floats my boat...
Not sure where my dong is going to belong
Once we go get it on... cause...

You're a fish girl (Fish girl) and you're such a sweetheart
But there's a huge conundrum when we play (Fish girl)
You made me sigh when we started kissing
Think I might cry since your gash is missing
You're a dish girl (dish girl) served with some tartar
I'm heartbroke, My brain shattered on our date (Fish girl)
Gets tricky when we make-out in my car
Breathing is hard

To birth tyyyyykes... Spray on her eggs
My gut's queasy... Since that's awkward our love goes down the drain
We can't get clooooose... I'll say "A-Di-Os!"
I thought we'd make a splash but it's time to dash
From the gills on this gal, oh

You're a fish girl (Fish girl) and although I'm smart
I just can't figure out how to get laid (Fish girl)
This is a crime since we can't get lucky
Can't even try since mermaids are sucky
There's a glitch girl (glitch girl) go and snag a gar
Unless there is an answer I can't place (Fish girl)
This honey is just wrong for a coast guard
It's crummy: This siren makes me so hard
She's lovely but how do I use my nards
Down in the marsh?

'Neath the waves
She isn't shy and wants to get freaky
I'd love to try to make this beach steamy
You're a fish girl (Fish girl)... a fish girl
Oooh, You're a fish, fish girl, yeah (Fish girl)
I'm grumpy since the blue balls are too harsh
While here on my barge

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Rob Arndt - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't know about the Mermaid controversy, but I once knew a girl who had webbing between her hands and feet. Syndactyly. Weird. 555!
Onslaught - January 28, 2017 - Report this comment
This song reminds me of a joke I heard once about a sailor with a huge muscular body but a tiny head. When asked about that he told the tale of how he had been stranded on a desert island for many years. One day he found a bottle washed up on the beach and was going to use it to send a message for help. He opened the bottle and a beautiful genie came half way out and told him he could have three wishes. Immediately he wished for a boat so he could get off the island. Next he told the genie that he had never been in particularly good shape so she gave him the body of a god. She told him that he now had but one wish left, he thought about this for a moment then said to the genie, "You know, I've been alone on this island for a long time, do you think you and me could... you know". She told the sailor, "As you can see only half of me can come out of this bottle", so the sailor said "OK, how about a little head". 555
Larry Hensley - January 28, 2017 - Report this comment
All these Hall & Oates parodies today are reminding me of when I saw them in concert in '98. Anyway, definitely amusing, 555 miles under the sea

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