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Song Parodies -> "Gold Digger!"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall and Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Gold Digger!"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr.Horse

The Lyrics

Gold Digger!


(Typical 70's endless intro...)

She dolls herself up at night
The furs and champagne type
Nothing is new, We've seen her kind before
Scheming and planning
Ooh, she's sizin' up you but her eyes are scannin' for more


So many like her I've seen
That shrink I see - m'not gettin' for free
The woman she snarls, a she-wolf gorging a putz in a jaguar
What is the matter???
'Cuz she's in it for bucks, her charms ain't goin' too far


(chorus)
(Uh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll charge you up
(Uh-oh, here she comes) She's a gold digger!
(Uh-oh, here she comes) Watch out guy she'll make you broke
(Uh-oh, here she comes) She's a gold digger!


In a wink she'd marry you
Thats if yer money's true
She's gotta plan, -loves to make you and your money part
Shotguns cause splatter
So, she'll poison you - hopin' they won't suspect her art


(chorus)
(Uh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll charge you up
(Uh-oh, here she comes) She's a gold digger!)
(Uh-oh, here she comes) Watch out guy she'll make you broke
(Uh-oh, here she comes) She's a gold digger!

(Typical 70's sexy sounding saxiphone solo...)

Ooh,
(uh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, Watch out boy she'll charge you up!
(uh-oh, here she comes - Watch out) She's a gold digger!
(uh-oh, here she comes - She's a gold digger!) Ooh! She'll make you broke!
(uh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, she's a gold digger!
(uh-oh, here she comes - Watch out) She dolls herself up at night, Ooh
(uh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, she's a gold digger!
(uh-oh, here she comes - She's a gold digger) The woman is wild! WOO
(uh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes. Watch out boy, watch out boy
(uh-oh, here she comes) Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
(uh-oh, here she comes) Yeah, Yeah, she's a gold digger!
(uh-oh, here she comes - She's a gold digger) She's poisnin' and waitin', Ooh!!!
(uh-oh, here she comes) Ooh, she's a gold digger!

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Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
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Barry - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
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