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Song Parodies -> "Beware Of Loch Ness"

Original Song Title:

"Beware Of Darkness"

Original Performer:

George Harrison

Parody Song Title:

"Beware Of Loch Ness"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

watch out, now...take care
beware of crawling creatures
they lurk all around you
with humans they will mingle
when in sailing ships
beware of loch ness

watch out, now...take care
beware of things that slither
raising up their ugly heads
they pop up and surround you
in the dead of night

beware of monsters
they will bite you
they will hurt you
they will roar and chew your oars
this is not what you came here for

watch out, now..take care
beware or you may suffer
swimming in the dark lochs
don't be a conked out struggler
sinking silently
beware or "see ya"

watch out, now...take care
beware of all meat eaters
they'll take you if you dare to go
those creeping stone-age critters
their appetites just seem to grow
beware of loch ness
(beware of loch ness)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rick D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a great idea for a song not many know. Makes more sense than "Beware of Maya"
Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Spooky....I think I'll stick to Loch Lomond.
Tim Hall - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
A great parody to a great George Harrison song.
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
A monster job here, alvin. 5's...
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks rick johnny tim and paul
Stuart McArthur - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd heard about this parody, but I'd never actually seen it
Lindsay - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Umm.... "Beware of Maya" is a religious reference. It makes perfect sense in context. Funny nonetheless.

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