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Song Parodies -> "She Can't Believe You're A Jew"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"She Can't Believe You're A Jew"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Another ode to being of the wrong faith, at least in a parents' eye.
My mother says that it's true
She can't believe you're a Jew
She knows a goyum is such
Don't want to kibbutz too much
And now the time has arrived
To see if you're circumsized
My mother says that it's true
She can't believe you're a Jew

Pardon the way that I doubt
Come sabbath you're always out
And her suspicion's complete
When we see ham's what you eat
But if your faith, it is real
Then you will have kosher meals
My mother says that it's true
She can't believe you're a Jew

She's saying oy vey
Because it's just not right
She knows there's no way
He's out on Friday night
Another oy vey
Next we'll find out he's gay
I'm hearing oy vey
Then she gets down to pray
It's always oy vey
Guess you should go away
Because you're no Jew, baby, no you're no Jew

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Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
There's something about this one that isn't quite Kosher. ;D
UnKnownVO - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
What about Ca-shEWs ? ? half CatLicker? ?
Ann Hammond - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
he he he
TJC - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Your parodies are *definitely* mench'ionable!
Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I echo OMR's comment! Great job with it and take 5 Matzo's, 5 Honey Cakes, and 5 Dreidels with this one! Mazel Tov!
Tommy Turtle - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Schmart concept, funny lines, and an OS I K! ... but did you mean "don't spend too much time on the collective farm", or typo for "kibbitz"? .... ehh, machs nichts, given the hard time given to you at the other comment. Gut von. 555.

Tech: Tried your homepage link, but as the page was entirely in a Javascript IFRAME, all that shows to us judicious NoScript users is a blank white page with the NoScript logo. Even allowing JS from humafewbars and cloud9 didn't help. Doesn't anybody use HTML anymore? ... can always load your scripts, flash objects, etc. inside that, where readers can see and vet them, and allow as desired. (Free advice is worth the price!)
Warren Baker - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
So you couldn't just passover this topic, eh? Puns a plenty and an oh-so-smooth delivery. Makes we wanna go to Florida.
2Eagle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
She wont say "oy vay" when she finds out. She'll say "GIVALT!"

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