Well, I'm not a queer
but there's a man up my behind
and next to him, three more bad men
who want their turn inside
The guard's not helping me
he turns a blind eye
He knows that I am just a lifer
in prison, I have no rights

Well, I guess that I deserve this
for committing that cold murder
but my wife was rich, and I needed the money
But I just never considered
her father's investigator
he was so good, they soon found out, and the cops arrested me
The judge sent me here for life
but I'm really not that tough a guy
but I tried hard to never let that show
But I'm so short and soft and pudgy
they all knew that they could f*ck me
and I don't even have to drop the soap

Now, I'm lying here
with prison on my mind
I just can't take, all of these rapes
oh, I must leave tonight
But the guards would catch me
if they saw me try
but I can still get out of prison...
I'll commit suicide!