Weiner is my name, and wiener is my thing,
I just can't resist tweeting my dingaling.
When I was in Congress, I did a funny thing:
got caught tweeting photos of my dingaling.

My dingaling, my dingaling
seems a fine subject for photographing,
Yet as a public servant, it's quite embarrassing
to have been caught tweeting my dingaling.

I promised all the voters and all my closest friends
that what I did before will never happen again.
So once again I threw my hat into the ring,
and once again I tweeted my dingaling.

My dingaling, my dingaling,
I keep tweeting photos of my dingaling!
Despite my fake remorse, I still did the same thing:
I'll never stop tweeting my dingaling.