-> "Noxious Farts"
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Methane will carry from my hips,
It's gonna be caustic!
When I'm wind-breaking, let one rip,
It's gonna be toxic!
I'm gonna reek worse than leprosy.
Eat beans, with curried peppers and prunes.
You're gonna all despise my thighs,
From there excretes my putrid fumes!
I'll pass an aromatic spice,
More pungent than dog sick!
Excessive odour, rotten starch.
I'll flatulate here without shame!
And light my gas with naked flame!
The elevator's stuck?
This girl's an un-
Stinks are a lot o' laughs,
'Smells like tuna!'
So vile, my rear,
With it's wafting gear!
It's flowing all day like toxic waste!
Here a stink, there a stink,
Everywhere a frickin' stink!
It's always a disgusting haze!
Mmmm, what a fart!
Isn't flatulence lovely?
When I'm fluffin',
Friends, they loathe me for smothering them,
And I laugh then and fart away,
And they run for cover and cause a fuss,
Cuz I just get too much starch from my Thai food!
A fart opus?
Her rectum causes bum-pump strife!
It's gonna be... stink it!
She'll make a redolence so tart!
A grody f***er,
One whiff and... oh!
You'll quickly faint when my wind blows!
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