Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Daft Breed"

Original Song Title:

"Half-Breed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Daft Breed"

Parody Written by:

L.D. Obblo

The Lyrics

Goodness, it's been a while since I posted on here! Anyway, here's my take on how Elizabeth Warren's baseless claims of partial Cherokee ancestry helped get her into Harvard, how Harvard thought they'd won the diversity jackpot by hiring a "Cherokee," in the guise of a pasty white woman, to teach law, and how, to no one's surprise, she tried to cheat again by plagiarizing material for her "Pow Wow Chow" cookbook. If you didn't already know, she's running for Senate in Mass., which somehow just seems fitting.
Liz Warren claims that she’s part Cherokee
but there’s no evidence genetically
Her proof’s a picture that the family owns
that shows some relative with high cheek bones

[CHORUS:]
Daft breed, your claim was so absurd
Daft breed, application fraud occurred
Daft breed, you deserve our scorn
You’ve looked more like Custer since the day you were born.

She lied at Harvard, but it turned out grand
“Women of color” were in high demand
The Harvard folks call that diversity
“Make her a teacher, she’s a Cherokee!”

[CHORUS:]
Graft breed, your claim was so absurd
Graft breed, Harvard ate up every word
Graft breed, you deserve our scorn
You’ve looked more like Custer since the day you were born.

She speaks with forked tongue when she tells her lies
Her Pow Wow cookbook’s partly plagiarized
She couldn’t cook like them but she don’t care
She’d rather make… reservations somewhere

[CHORUS:]
Graft breed, now everybody knows
Graft breed, all your lies have been exposed
Graft breed, tooting your own horn
Look out Massachusetts, you can’t say you weren’t warned.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   6
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Callmelennie - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one -- did this one myself three weeks ago. And here's a backhand slap at Cher before I go -- Half wit; that's all she's been to me ... Half wit, not even a Cherokee .. Half wit; should have starred in porn .. Been listening to her bullsh*t since the day I was born
L.D. Obblo - June 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Lennie, thanks for the comment and the vote! Admittedly I haven't been on here for some time, but something's changed, and not necessarily for the better. This listing was viewed 45 times and only got one comment? I appreciate the 5 votes I got, but the point of enabling comments is to see what other people thought.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/cher41.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 474