Song Parodies -> In-Bred

Original Song Title:

"Half-Breed"

Original Performer:

Cher

  
Parody Song Title:

"In-Bred"

Parody Written by:

whatsupdoc

The FLDS Polygamy Song!
VERSE 1:

My father married a pure F-L-D-S
My mother's people said we were in-bred
The Mormons said I was not theirs by law
The Texas Rangers called me "Latter-Day Ward"

CHORUS: (with background vocals singing "F-L-D-S")

In-bred, that's all I ever heard
In-bred, how I learned to hate the word
In-bred, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

VERSE 2:

We always stayed inside the large compound
When you're a Latter-Day you just stick around
The other children always laughed at me
"Give her a prairie dress that we can all see"

CHORUS: (with background vocals singing "F-L-D-S")

In-bred, that's all I ever heard
In-bred, how I learned to hate the word
In-bred, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

VERSE 3:

We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Got pregnant as a child, tell me who's to blame
My life since then has been from man to man
But I can't run away from what I am

CHORUS: (with background vocals singing "F-L-D-S")

In-bred, that's all I ever heard
In-bred, how I learned to hate the word
In-bred, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

CHORUS: (with background vocals singing "F-L-D-S")

In-bred, that's all I ever heard
In-bred, how I learned to hate the word
In-bred, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
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John Barry - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Ya pole 16 hons, what do ya git?
Bad genes that grow bolder. . .fumarase deficit.
A taint peter, then ya ball 'em; next thing ya know:
Ya got a whole lot o' chromosome holes.
UnKnownVO - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
^ the above comment is most Destainful!! The parody is whacky & wild and gets the ~CABO-ONE~ award for playfulness!
Tim Hall - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny as hell!

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