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Song Parodies -> "Tipsy, Cramps, And Heaves"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Tipsy, Cramps, And Heaves"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Took a ride up Bald Mountain, just to chug me a few
Old woman's Choppin wood, soon, be naggin' I knew
Saddled "Old Buck" and watered him fine
Went against the gospel
Drank a couple bottles a' good moonshine

Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves
My wretched body's hurtin' all around
I'm gettin' Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves
He's sure named right, cause, Old Buck, he heard the sound
And bucked me to the ground

Lay'n like a snake, and sick to the core
Sheddin' my skin of a gallon or more
Payin' my dues for some liquid fun
Lord, I see the devil..
Old Buck is there a' grazin, I just pray he don't run

Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves
The wretched body's hurtin' all around
Feelin' so Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves
He's sure named right, cause Old Buck, he heard the sound
And bucked me to the ground..

Old Buck, he nuzzled over, pulled myself back up
Made it on home by dawn
Come next mornin'..knew it was all worth it,
Cause' my naggin' woman left, she's gone, uh-huh
My naggin' woman left, she's gone...

Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves.....



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alvin rhodes - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
much better than the OS...thanks for "chering"...5s
AFW - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...for the vote, and funny "punment"
carol - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
enjoyable. 555
AFW - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol
Adagio - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Funnee! I don't even have a punnee. :( 5's
AFW - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks, Adagio

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