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Cheap Trick

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There's a reference to crystal meth in this song. This is because it was written from the point of view of a hardcore conformist. Just wanted to clear that up.
Mommy told me, yes, she told me I'd meet kids like him
She also told me, "Stay away! You never know what you'll catch!"
But just the other day the guy did prove my teacher wrong
And he became the one the bullies pound

Pimply face
What a disgrace
A name like Ed or Mork
Suspenders, suspenders
They make him look like a dork

All he reads is science books that bore us all to death
You'll never see him with the cool kids doing crystal meth
Now I have heard he has a teddy bear he hugs at night
But he is not ashamed of it
He's owned it all these years

Oil in his hair
He doesn't care
He's looked like that all week
Suspenders, suspenders
They make him look like a geek

Whatever happened to all the kids who wanted to be cool?
He wants to be himself, but ends up looking like a fool
It doesn't matter anymore if someone's got a brain
Smart is nothing
Books are nothing
It all drives me insane

Thin little butt
Keeps his mouth shut
When we call him a turd
Suspenders, suspenders
They make him look like a nerd

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Suspenders, suspenders
They make him look like a nerd
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Allicat - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Definitely 555- that was hilarious! I loved it, and I love that song- it rocks!

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