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Song Parodies -> "Taliban Surrender"

Original Song Title:

"Surrender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"Taliban Surrender"

Parody Written by:

Alfredo Colon

The Lyrics

I first wrote this soon after the attack on the Taliban after September 11th, 2001. Lyrics were done after Kandahar was captured. The original site is still up, see: surrender.freehosting.net
Dubya told ya', yes he told ya our wish would come true...
He also told you "run away, you're in for a boxing match"
Just today I heard about the fall of Kandahar, the Talibani skunks are going dowwwwwwn...

Dubya said fight, Rummy did right
The outcome was very clear...
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay

Allah says "Go fly a kite! Your butt is now in a sling"
He told Mohammed: "Share the word of good and decent things"
Now it's too bad you took Islam and used it to wage war
But spreading love is now a job for only Richard Gere...

Dubya said fight, Rummy did right
The outcome was very clear...
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay

Dubya told the Taliban that they had much to fear
Helicopters, Daisy Cutters, COMSAT imag'ry
Now you woke us, gave us focus, made us scream and shout
Polling numbers, Dubya has, leave us little doubt...

Dubya said fight, Rummy did right
The outcome was very clear...
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay

Away
Away

Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay

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