-> "The Devil Down Near Jordan"
Original Song Title:
"The Devil Went down To Georgia" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Devil Down Near Jordan"
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Were headin' down past Jordan looking to make that scum squeal.
He's in a bind cause we want his behind and we aren't excepting no deals.
When we come across his butt he's gonna feel the sting.
He'll jump up on a camels hump right when he hears us sing.
"In case you didn't know , your about to die"
If you care, you can say a prayer , then kiss your ass good-bye.
Now what you did was evil, boy , but now you got to pay.
You screwed with America, you got any last words to say?
The scum said "My names Bin Laden" that's when a shot rang out.
You see Osama when you did what you did you made the people shout.
Johnny grease up your rifle, and fill your Alice pack.
Cause' hell was sent to the United States and now were given it back.
And when we win we'll even fill you out a tag.
Cause when you lose you get a body bag.
The scum fell from his perch and he said. "I feel very faint"
Blood dripped from his turban so thick it looked like paint.
The rest of the terrorists will know it's their own ass good-bye they can kiss.
When a band of Americans will join in and sing something like this.
When the Marines are finished. That's when we'll all say.
"Osama you shouldn't have done what you did.
Now suffer like every man woman and kid."
Hide in the mountains ,run scum run.
The last ones that did this followed the rising sun.
Americans don't quit or didn't you know.
Our eagle will bite,
He'll let his talons show.
Well the scum twitched as he breathed his last breath.
And laid on the sand and finished by bleeding to death.
The Marines said "Now no one else out there better try this ever again,
Caused we told you all more than once Old Glory will fly again.
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