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Song Parodies -> "Matthias Got Drunk On Vodka"

Original Song Title:

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Charlie Daniels Band

Parody Song Title:

"Matthias Got Drunk On Vodka"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This is actually based on true events, I pretty much do everything somebody tells me when they say it's going to better my chances of getting some action... (But don't all men do that to an extent?)
Matthias got drunk on Vodka
Cause his friends told him it was cool
Now in boxer shorts
He makes dumb retorts
To hot girls about how he drools

When his pals say that the best way to get with women is to smoke some pot
Well, Matthias burnt down another joint
Now he’s laughing like a kinda nut

He never wants to blow it
And the peer pressure is huge
Playing Truth or Dare he won’t get scared
Running through the Mall nude

Now when driving he’ll play some chicken, boy
If a cute girl tells him to
That’s why that sports car’s crashed into a bar
And Matty is getting sued

At the bar he’ll flirt with hotties
And he will not need a gin
When his buddies lie
“She gave you the eye”
But now he got slapped by Lynn

Matt will never say “No”
And look like a big nerd
You can tell that he’s gullible
By the events that have occurred
Although each try is disastrous he made his dorm explode
When he’s told Meth brings the girls in large loads

He’s never been past 2nd base
And will dress the way he’s told
“You need a studded belt around those chubby hips”
“And a hat that’s made of gold”

That will get you into Meg’s G-String
Cause she will like the way you’re dressed
And he’ll do it cause he’s quite dim
On his damn “Pop the Cherry” quest

(Matthias deeply thinking section of the song starting with fiddle music)

I’ll do everything to get some head
Cause that’s my sole mission
I get walked on like a set of stairs
It’s rare when I make my own decisions

Try to relax, and don’t get drunk
Cause whenever you do you’re a little punk
Drop the cigarette because you will choke
Do you cause a huge fright?
I think so!

(Exit deeply thinking section of the song ending with fiddle music)

Matthias shook his head
When his friend said “She’s in heat”
“So go tell a wicked riddle”
“To go sweep her off her feet”

I won’t get drunk or high and I won’t jump when you say when
Although she’s hot she is quite the bitch, she won’t be my girlfriend!

Now Matt won’t…
Swim in those pond fountains just for fun
Days of being gullible are now done
He won’t swallow a whole trout unless it’s for dough
Peer pressure’s a hard fight
Just say no!

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Meriadoc - September 01, 2008 - Report this comment
What will you do for 5s? ;-)
Peregrin - September 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias, all I can say is I understand perfectly...
Below Average Dave - September 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, you are on a bit of a roll lately with these Epic 40s, I've got a parody tomorrow on the other side of the drink. . .fun fun-oh and 5s
Ghost Of John Candy - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Love this song. Love it, love it. I can easily relate. Take these 5's.
Phil Alexander - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
:-D

or even %~)

(...I think I've still got the karaoke MP3 around somewhere if you need it)
Silver Power - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Wait, so are you trying to tell me that smoking pot isn't the way to get with women? Fun song, 5s.
littleCUPCakes - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Trust me, Squire Matthias, a pair o'Chaps & some shiny Spurs will have the ladies all a flutter ! . . . . I can hardly wait for the BillPickettRodeo.com on Saturday ! ! Lot's of ~Cowboy Cake~ . . . . CowboyJim & StJohn will be working the chutes, as they do every year.
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
For some damned reason, I couldn't get into this one at all. I hate myself for that, but . I think I just couldn't follow whose "voice" was telling the story (if there was one). Sorry, dood.
Matthias - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
It's one of my friends narrating my life, the fiddle solo however is me deep in thought thinking about my own life.
Max Power - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
From Vodka with Love
Timmy1000 - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) The story is a hoot, the consequences of our "do abything" search. I also liked the pacing and use of the OS. Well done on what may be the only Charlie Daniels song I know.
Guy - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05M)

I'll drink to that! Too bad all that you are scoring with these tactics are 5s.
Mark Scotti - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC - Cheers, for a very funny story!
Leo Keough - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(M)...Fun tale to a fun OS...lots of good rhymes...and with a moral at the end...555!!!
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
See above, I do think you may have changed up too many rhymes (kinda hard to follow at times) but you didn't miss any, and on this song it's easy to miss a few which you didn't. . .good job.
bobpiecheese - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Great little story about peer pressure and stuff - wasn't expecting that from the title sub. This'd make for a twisted video. 555!
Red Ant - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I had trouble following the pacing, but I'll give you the botd on that. I didn't really get into this one like most of yours, but kudos for tackling this OS.
DJ Blaze - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Sung to the tune of "Nagila Hava") Vodka, we need some vodka, we need some vodka we need some vodka, hey! (That was from the band Sonata Arctica.) Great parody, and this reminds me why I never get drunk. 555

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