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Song Parodies -> "My Boss Is Lucrecia Borgia"

Original Song Title:

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Charlie Daniels Band

Parody Song Title:

"My Boss Is Lucrecia Borgia"

Parody Written by:

Tomario

The Lyrics

my boss is lucrecia borgia
she likes working my nose to wheel
she's not so kind
and i'm so maligned
and it's so thrilling to make me squeal

when she came the boss it hit the fan
i'm piggy in the middle and praying that i'm not
the she devil jumped on my sob story grump
and said boy i don't give a f*%k

i guess i shouldn't show it
but i'm a little scared shrew
and she don't care she'll make a stare
and make a fool of you


now the jobs a bloody good giggle boy
but when we revel we rue
i get a grappling hold against a pole
coz the boss is battering you

the boss said thats not funny
and your never gonna win
coz your a lazy git
and you won't forget
coz i'm the boss however mean

funny posin she said whoa!
and hit my middle hard
all hells broke loose i warn you
and the jobs she dis-card
and if you sin you'll get this shiny ladle uncontolled
but if you loose you end up on the dole

the union took up my case
and he said i'll start to show
aspire for you to come to grips
and she chinned him with one blow

and he tried to show her all the things
that were going all amiss
and a rep from freemans joined in
and she rounded kicking and hiss

when lucrecia finished
to me said i do you pretty good old son
i'll strip you bare to your underwear
and i'll spank you to kingdom come

she said i'll fire every cretin
one by one
better be a mouse and keep dicing son
chicken in a bread bun ready to go
fanny off the hot plate
so riled go!

the refil drowned his bread
because he knew that he'd be beat
and he made a golden puddle
on the ground at bossys feet

bossy said go fil shelf out back
if you never want to cry again
i have told you once you pain in the bum
i'm the boss of everything


she said i'll fire every cretin
one by one
better be a mouse and keep dicing son
chicken in a bread bun ready to go
fanny off the hot plate
so riled go!

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Matthias - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, that's one mean boss!!!!
TJC - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
the refil drowned his bread because he knew that he'd be beat and he made a golden puddle on the ground at bossys feet Great Lines! 5'5'5
John Barry - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Great play on the original title. Fives threesome for ya.
PMS - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Your boss is the meanest ever. I liked the "golden puddle..." line too
Jack Wilson - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL that was great! 555!
Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
gee, TOUGH OS to choose, tomario - excellent stuff - and in other circumstances, "i'll strip you bare to your underwear and i'll spank you to kingdom come" might have had more pleasant undertones - lol - 555
Johnny D - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec) Clever & funny!
bobpiecheese - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 6) The OS was a bit fast, so I can't dock your pacing, but that was hilarious!
Josh 2 - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
AS Bobpiecheese said about your pacing, i cant really judge, otherwise funny, 5s
Stuart McArthur - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec6) see above - good stuff tomario
Kristof Robertson - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC6) Gee, this is well done, tomario! One of the funniest and best written things you've done....bravo! 555
Jeff Reuben - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done tomario, one of my favorite OS songs, and you did a good job!
Arwen - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...wow...and I thought MY boss was bad. ; ) Nice job on a tough song, tomario!

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