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Song Parodies -> "Keanu Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Keanu Fan"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This took research.
In line I stand on a Saturday
My arms are full of DVD's
I've got "Point Break" and "Sweet November"
And Matrixes I, II, and III

I say "Kid, are there anymore videos?"
"Feeling Minnesota" I need
When I'm down in the pits I watch all of his hits
That one with a Bullock in "Speed"

He's the one, one, one whu-un
He's the one, one ,one, one, one so fun....

Watching a flick, I'm a Keanu Fan
Staring at Reeves, he's fine
He can play a pot head, if he's Bill or he's Ted
He always says "Whoa" so sublime

Now I watched that movie called "Parenthood"
Then I watched that weird flick called "The Gift"
But it broke my poor heart, he had such a small part
Took 'em back to the store feeling miffed

So I paid three bucks for "Chain Reaction"
And K.R was so good for my head
But "I Love You to Death" wasn't starring him
It's all Kevin Kline playing dead

He's the one, one, one whu-un
He's the one, one ,one, one, one, my hun....

Today I'm rapt with "Devil's Advocate"
Tomorrow I'll watch "Me and Will"
Although "Dracula" sucks, "Little Buddha" made bucks
And "Johnny Mnemonic"s a thrill

"The Replacements" ain't one of my favorites
"A Walk in the Clouds" didn't run
And though his band "Dogstar" ain't done so well
I'll watch his career till he's done

Watching a flick, I'm a Keanu Fan
Staring at Reeves, he's fine
He can play a pot head, if he's Bill or he's Ted
He always says "Whoa" so sublime

So now I'm still in line on this Saturday
I've been raving in here for a while
They know I've seen 'em all even turds like "Hard Ball"
Over substance I'll always take style

And I just watched "My Own Private Idaho"
And the videos fall to the floor
My world lives through this star, I ask where the tapes are
Cause I'm certain that he's made some more

He's the one, one, one whu-un
He's the one, one ,one, one, one, my son....

Okay, we'll take "Whiz" off.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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Arwen - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee! Excellent work, Rick. I LOVE Billy Joel parodies anyway...but this one really made me giggle...=) 5s...
John Barry - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny and, I hope, ironic.
The Thought Police - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved "The Replacements"! It was one of his his few flicks that had him acting,not overacting or underacting. 555
Adam Eccleshall - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
In the immortal words of Mr. Reeves himself.... "Excellent" (cue air guitar solo).

Party on, dudes!
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
clever concept and good research too...5s
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - Who knew that you were so into Keanu?? 5's
Johnny D - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, my excellent friend. Parody on, dude.
Ashkicksass - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I've always thought that Keanu was better seen than heard. But boy is he great to see...
Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm surprised you weren't visited by The One... s Guy.
Wendy Christopher - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
This is genius - I love it! 555 hardly seems enough.

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