-> "Keanu Fan"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Keanu Fan"
The Lyrics
In line I stand on a Saturday
My arms are full of DVD's
I've got "Point Break" and "Sweet November"
And Matrixes I, II, and III
I say "Kid, are there anymore videos?"
"Feeling Minnesota" I need
When I'm down in the pits I watch all of his hits
That one with a Bullock in "Speed"
He's the one, one, one whu-un
He's the one, one ,one, one, one so fun....
Watching a flick, I'm a Keanu Fan
Staring at Reeves, he's fine
He can play a pot head, if he's Bill or he's Ted
He always says "Whoa" so sublime
Now I watched that movie called "Parenthood"
Then I watched that weird flick called "The Gift"
But it broke my poor heart, he had such a small part
Took 'em back to the store feeling miffed
So I paid three bucks for "Chain Reaction"
And K.R was so good for my head
But "I Love You to Death" wasn't starring him
It's all Kevin Kline playing dead
He's the one, one, one whu-un
He's the one, one ,one, one, one, my hun....
Today I'm rapt with "Devil's Advocate"
Tomorrow I'll watch "Me and Will"
Although "Dracula" sucks, "Little Buddha" made bucks
And "Johnny Mnemonic"s a thrill
"The Replacements" ain't one of my favorites
"A Walk in the Clouds" didn't run
And though his band "Dogstar" ain't done so well
I'll watch his career till he's done
Watching a flick, I'm a Keanu Fan
Staring at Reeves, he's fine
He can play a pot head, if he's Bill or he's Ted
He always says "Whoa" so sublime
So now I'm still in line on this Saturday
I've been raving in here for a while
They know I've seen 'em all even turds like "Hard Ball"
Over substance I'll always take style
And I just watched "My Own Private Idaho"
And the videos fall to the floor
My world lives through this star, I ask where the tapes are
Cause I'm certain that he's made some more
He's the one, one, one whu-un
He's the one, one ,one, one, one, my son....
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