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Song Parodies -> "Eighteen"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

It will be my eighteenth birthday when this parody is up on Amiright for all to see. I was born January 28, 1986. Now, I need to think about what song I'll use for Nineteen next year.... Hmmm.... Feel free to wish me a happy birthday here! Thanks!
I'm eighteen!!!!

'Nother year older again
Will not put my presents down
I'm in the middle without any plans
Not a boy, 'cause I'm a man!!

I'm eighteen
Hope to get just what I want
Hope to get just what I want
Chilli Peppers CD
Those DVDs of Lost in Space
Cartoon talk shows in outer space
Oh yeah

I got a
Rocker's brain and a rocker's heart
Took eighteen years to get this far!!
If I don't get Nirvana, I will pout
Or that new R.E.M. CD that is out
Cause I'm

I'll blow out candles on the cake
Want that Weird Al DVD
I gotta get some gifts

'Nother year older again
Blow out candles from left to right
I make my wish and
I open the gifts
Not a boy, 'cause I'm a man!!

I'm eighteen and I LIKE IT
Yes I like it
Oh I like it
Love it
Like it
Love it
Eighteen and I LIKE IT!!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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d'oh! - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah happy birthday and all, but why destroy an Alice Cooper song like this?
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooh! 18! Happy Birthday! Pippin & I can hit on you now! ;-) :-D

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