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Song Parodies -> "Roy Moore's Not a Nice Guy"

Original Song Title:

"No More Mr. Nice Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Roy Moore's Not a Nice Guy"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

I swear, sometimes these parodies write themselves......The goofy Republicans are a treasure trove of material for this site. I have more to come.......and go ahead Republican Trolls----Leave your "ones"....11 or 12 per person---HAHAHAHA----..I wear them like a badge of honor. Just like your heroes in politics---you can't win fairly so you have to CHEAT! Trump is keeping his big mouth shut because HE is guilty of the SAME THING as Roy Moore!!
She used to be such a sweet, sweet gal till Roy got a hold of Leigh
He had a time with real young ladies, some younger than sixteen

Republicans don't believe the papers.....that's who they blame
And Trump... is keeping his mouth shut now, cuz' he...did the same!


Roy Moore had a nice time
Roy Moore is a fiend----,
Roy Moore's not a nice guy,
We say: He sucks, he's obscene.

Republicans don't believe what they heard..... they pass the blame
And Trump's.... still keeping his mouth shut now, cuz' he...did the same!

Roy Moore's had a nice time
Roy Moore is fiend----,
Roy Moore's not a nice guy,
We say: He sucks, he's obscene.

And Al Franken 'pologized today.....
But Roy still denied
It's been twist and spun by Sarah Sanders.....and Trump has to hide
Down at the church, in Alabama, where Roy and Kayla goes....
The crazy preacher, he still endorsed him...and tried to get him votes......he said:

"Roy Moore's such a nice guy....Roy Moore's squeaky clean-----
Roy Moore is a nice guy"
We say: you're sick! He's obscene----

Roy Moore's not a nice guy
Roy Moore is obscene----,
Roy Moore had a nice time, back then:
He sucks! he's a fiend......fiend.......fiend........

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John Jenkins - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
The parody is OK, but the hilarious introductory comments are fantastic. It is clever the way that you - presumably with a straight face - suggest that Republicans are the only source of goofy sex scandals and apparently pretend that Al Franken, John Conyers and Bill Clinton are Republicans.
jeff (author) - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
The ratio is still 7 to 1. For every Democrat scandal there are 7 Republican scandals.
John Jenkins - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you for your response, jeff (author). I am guessing that your definition of scandal is different from mine, but do you have a source for that statistic?
Reality Dweller - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Lying leftard liar's gotta lie.
Jeff's Lie By Omission: - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
"...that prove to be utterly fake and fabricated by known liars, like EVERY LAST ONE of Roy Moore's accusers."
Source: - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
The "Gremlins from the Kremlin" living rent-free in Jeff's otherwise empty skull.
News At Eleven! - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Butthurt leftard continues to be butthurt leftard.
James Carville - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
"Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find."
jeff (the author) - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Al Franken's ochinchin daisuke!
(Accuser's Stepson) Darrel Nelson - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
"Alabama needs to call for the arrest of Gloria Allred for election tampering and fraud. And more importantly for pissing us off."
Jeff (the author) - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
DIG THIS: Too bad Flight 93 never arrived "on schedule"....
Jeff (the author) - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
To the right-wing-nut trolls: When Trump leaves office, WE CELEBRATE! If he resigns, we go out to dinner.......if he is impeached, we add dessert......if he gets assassinated, we add dessert AND a bottle of fine wine! Now go stew in your own juices knowing that there's nothing you can do about that OR these parodies!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jeff (the author) - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I will fap to Trump's assassination!
Jeffrey - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
f*ck all you myrmidon scumbag Repugnians who love money, power, and little girls! Your party is disgusting and a cesspool. Obama was the greatest President ever to live! Hillary should have won if not for the rigged election under Russian manipulation. The facts are there. Trump should be impeached!
Hayley Geftman-Gold - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I approve this message!
Jeffrey - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm offended that Roy Moore doesn't consider ME pretty enough to molest.
Jeff (the author) - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
The thought of another successful terrorist attack makes me SOOO horny!
Gerry Studds - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Yeah! Why can't you Republifreaks molest little BOYS like ORDINARY people?
Kevin Spacey - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
As an ordinary person, I resent being lumped in with freaks like you!
Q&A - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Q: Why are you howling for Trump to be impeached?

A: Trump committed a terrible crime, you know; and so did Moore.

Q: What crime is that?

A: Running as a Republican but campaigning like a Democrat.

Q: Why is that such a terrible crime?

A: Having guys who beat sexual assault charges against them (like Trump and Moore and Clinton) in office might encourage other politicians to commit sexual assaults against women.

Q: Which politicians?

A: Us.
Jane - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I've always resented the greedy oil and war supporting Republicans. This first time voting, I voted for Bernie. Just think, we could have had free healthcare, free education, clean air and water, and the end of gender identity by genitalia alone. We would have safe zones, the banning of guns and fracking. Both Hillary and Trump are liars, scammers, and rich-catering snobs. Bernie was real. He had great ideas. But no, we elected a self-proclaimed pervert who sexually assaulted women for decades. We live in a rape culture. Time to move. Btw, Roy Moore is guilty as hell. Anyone who defends him politically or otherwise is a gutless turd.
Jane - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I used to be a toxic male, but Bernie cured me of my delusional belief in this so-called "reality" thing, including the gender binary, the laws of supply and demand, presumption of innocence, and human nature. I'll be cutting my penis off any day now.
Jane - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Misandry isn't real, and women should always be believed. Defending a man with facts and evidence and insisting on things like "due process" and "presumption of innocence" is cowardly, gutless, sexist, and intimidating to the victims because women never lie about sexual assault, unless they claim it's a Democrat who assaulted them. (That Roy Moore was registered as a Democrat back during these incidents doesn't count; so was Trump.) Also, Bill Clinton totally didn't have sex with Monica Lewinsky and that stained blue dress isn't real, Dan Rather's documents portraying ChimpyMcBu$Hitler as a draft dodger were completely real and accurate, if you liked your insurance plan and doctor you got to keep your insurance plan and doctor, and Venezuela is a socialist paradise. And I'm making $40,000 a month working from home.
Dick - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Jane, when are you trannies gonna stop raping children?
Joe "Bad Touch" Biden - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I have a puppy in my van, Jane. Do you want to play with him?
schoolmarm - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Children, children!! Really.
Read this - November 23, 2017 - Report this comment
https://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/27/roy-moore-outrageous-things-he-said-243207
J. in RVA - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
I can't believe it! The Republican trolls in here are so f**ked up, they are using phony names to leave bogus comments. I guess my parodies from now on will not have comment option. Sorry trolls, but you ruined it for yourselves!
Read this instead of Political Whore's Horsesh*t - November 25, 2017 - Report this comment
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/judge-roy-moore-weighs-legal-action-accusers-allegations-fall-apart/
Br'er Rabbit - November 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh, please don't cut off your nose to spite your face, Br'er Jeff; and don't fling me in that there briar patch!
Asinder Punjabi - November 27, 2017 - Report this comment
You ppl make me sick!

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