-> "I'm Aunt Bee"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Eighteen" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Aunt Bee"
Smiles form for my plates of ham.
Smiles form for my scrumptious chow.
I am a spinster. I never wear pants.
I avoid the guys who scam.
I'm Aunt Bee,
And I don't know how to dance.
I'm just so slow at romance.
I gotta get a mate.
I gotta go out on a date.
I go runnin' when hour is late.
I got some apron stains, wear an old crone's garb.
Cook cakes with cheer, they're full of carbs.
Don't always show when I'm courtin' some lout.
Seems like my pickles cause a prickle of doubt.
I'm such a prude on a date.
I just won't cohabitate.
I gotta shed some weight.
Smiles form as I'm baking some yams.
Smiles form as I prep some pies.
I have a griddle, don't fiddle with Fife.
I enjoy the Taylor clan.
I'm Aunt Bee, and they like it.
Yes, they like it.
Oh, they like it,
Aunt Bee, how they like it!
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