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Song Parodies -> "Ned Beatty"

Original Song Title:

"Dead Babies"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Ned Beatty"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Little Neddy's rafting on the water
Hoping that the waves don't get too big
Dueling banjos led to something darker
Crawling round and squealing like a pig

Ned Beatty plays people like himself
Ned Beatty is like a big fat elf
Well we love to see him anyway
La, la, la

Luthor battles Superman for giggles
Otis is a dope who does his will
Watching Miss Teschmacher's booty wiggle
Dreaming of a town called Otisville

Ned Beatty is a familiar face
Ned Beatty is never out of place
Well we love to see who he will play
La, la, la

Good guy, little Neddy
Good guy, little Neddy
No thong, little Neddy
No thong, little Neddy

Neddy, no thong!

Ned Beatty is never a disgrace
Ned Beatty's a credit to his race
Well we love to see him every day
La, la, la

Good guy, little Neddy!

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AFW - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, old Ned, quite the character actor..I think I would have passed up that part in "Deliverance" though, not my idea of how to receive a delivery
Rob Arndt - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Ned always bothers me b/c most of his characters are dull, witless, boring... but in "Superman" and a few others I could tolerate it ;-D
Christie Marie M - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Great tribute to Ned...I still think of him as Lotso Bear from Toy Story, and Antichrist type of bear. Also, I still think of him as that character from Deliverance when he squeals like a pig.
Porfle Popnecker - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! Yeah, Ned, for better or worse, will always be best remembered in his tighty-whiteys, squealing like a pig!

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