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Song Parodies -> "Norman, Mister Slice Guy"

Original Song Title:

"No More Mister Nice Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Norman, Mister Slice Guy"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

A Halloween treat for all you Psycho fans...or is it a trick? =;-O


His destiny is a killing thing, I guess
He was meant to spree
His mom hates whores, belittles those ladies
And made her child agree
He's got no friends cause they feel he's creepy, like Halloween
But he: sick of gettin' real put down
And he's feelin' mean

Norman, mister slice guy
Norman, mister me-e-e-ean
All gore, but looks so shy
Prey, slay, he's sick, make you scre-e-e-eam

There is no end 'cause he's path-o-lo-gic, it's Halloween
And he will be wearing his mom's gown
It's time, a killer queen

Norman, mister slice guy
Norman, killer que-e-e-een
Go gore, he's a mom's guy
Prey, slay, he's sick, make you scre-e-e-eam

He did slicing, some of Meg today
He hacked on her thighs
He's been clothed now in mom's special girdle
And he gets a rise
He went to search, in the street, slow
For any bloody foes; doom impends when he
He lets his knife free
And pumps in many blows
She bled...

Norman, mister slice guy
Norman, cuttin' cle-e-e-ean
Goes for, all the whore types
Prey, slay, he's sick, make you scre-e-e-eam

Norman, mister slice guy
Norman, killer que-e-e-een
Show whores, he's a mom's guy
Prey, slay, he's sick, make you scre-e-e-e, scre-e-e-e, scre-e-e-eeeeeam!


Norman......is that you?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Timmy1000 - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
good slice of psycho halloween fun
Old Man Ribber - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
More "Master Batesing" I see! Great job! ;)
Johnny D - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Good pacing, clever write.
Andria - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job here, and it's funny to see this parody after having just finished reading a book about cannibal serial killers, with a chapter about Eddie Gein (the inspiration for Norman Bates as well as in part for "Buffalo Bill" in "The Silence of the Lambs"), with a paragraph about Alfred Hitchcock and "Psycho". I'm surprised not to see Alvin Rhodes chime in here, and you will get ambushed with 5s by me here at AIR rather than by Norman Bates in a motel shower.
Chris Bodily TM - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
This is some great stuff here. I did a similar parody a while back (to the tune of "Mother" by Danzig). I like the wordplay and lyric subs you did, blackjack. You might wanna check out tomorrow, I should have my own horror tribute -- to Michael Myers. Norman and Michael -- slasher pioneers. 555
blackjack21 - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Timmy1000: Thanks, glad you liked it.

OMR: LOL! Somebody has to do it, thanks. ;-)

Johnny D: Thanks for the comments, appreciate it.

Andria: I don't think I'm Norman's type, thanks for v/c. :-)

Chris: Thanks for comments and vote. I'll definitely check out your MM trib, he was one scary dude.
Mark Scotti - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
A "cut' above most of the Psycho parodies. 555 slashes...
blackjack21 - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Slicing up some thanks for you Mark!!!

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