Song Parodies -> Won Eighteen (Coach's Lament)
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Eighteen" |
| Original Performer: | Alice Cooper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Won Eighteen (Coach's Lament)" |
| Parody Written by: | Harry |
Won Eighteen (Coach Bill's Lament)
Tears flow on my face and hands
Tears form from the upset drive
I'm on the sideline, walk out of the game
I'm ashamed and I'm real bummed
Won eighteen
and I don't know how to lose
Eighteen
I just don't know how to lose
I gotta get away
I gotta get out of Glendale
I'll go runnin and hide for days!
Oh yeah
I've got a:
Brady's arm and a list of all stars
Took eighteen wins to get this far
Don't always know why I'm taping the Jets
Feels like I'm coaching in the midst of a rout
We've won
Eighteen
I got upset on Sunday
Eighteen
I just don't know what to say
Eighteen
I gotta get away
Tears form on my face and my hands
We lost and it just ain't right
I'm second fiddle
to Coughlin, he's bright
I'm ashamed and I'm real bummed
Won eighteen and I HATE IT
Yes I hate it
Oh I hate it
loathe it
hate it
Loathe it
Eighteen!
Eighteen!
Eighteen!
Eighteen and I HATE IT!
Tears flow on my face and hands
Tears form from the upset drive
I'm on the sideline, walk out of the game
I'm ashamed and I'm real bummed
Won eighteen
and I don't know how to lose
Eighteen
I just don't know how to lose
I gotta get away
I gotta get out of Glendale
I'll go runnin and hide for days!
Oh yeah
I've got a:
Brady's arm and a list of all stars
Took eighteen wins to get this far
Don't always know why I'm taping the Jets
Feels like I'm coaching in the midst of a rout
We've won
Eighteen
I got upset on Sunday
Eighteen
I just don't know what to say
Eighteen
I gotta get away
Tears form on my face and my hands
We lost and it just ain't right
I'm second fiddle
to Coughlin, he's bright
I'm ashamed and I'm real bummed
Won eighteen and I HATE IT
Yes I hate it
Oh I hate it
loathe it
hate it
Loathe it
Eighteen!
Eighteen!
Eighteen!
Eighteen and I HATE IT!
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You've put a lot of passion in this...
Thanks, AFW. I remember that on the big game day Alice (Cooper) was in a Bridgestone commercial on TV, so that got me thinking about doing the "18" parody.
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