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Song Parodies -> "I'm Eighty"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Eighteen"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Eighty"

Parody Written by:

Elliot Iver

The Lyrics

I'm Eighty

Lines form on my face
and hands
Lines form for pills,
ups and downs
In a retirement home
without any plans
I'm a boy "cause they
pulled out my glands
I'm Eighty and I HATE IT!

I'm Eighty
And I know what I want
I really know what I want
I gotta get away
I gotta get out if this place
I throw my walker in
The doctor's face

I've got an old man's brain
And a young man's heart
Took them ten hours
To install every part
Don't always know
What I'm talkin' about
Alzheimer's got me
In the middle of doubt
I'm Eighty and I HATE IT!

I'm Eighty
I get confused every day
I just don't know what to say
About one thing
There isn't a doubt
I'm in a home
And I want to get out!
I'm Eighty, Eighty, Eighty, etc.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad, though I couldn't get some of the lines to scan to the original, and there's quite a bit of the original here. Also, the first verse repeats, and you missed that. 444.

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