Song Parodies -> I'm Eighty
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Eighteen" |
| Original Performer: | Alice Cooper |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Eighty" |
| Parody Written by: | Elliot Iver |
I'm Eighty
Lines form on my face
and hands
Lines form for pills,
ups and downs
In a retirement home
without any plans
I'm a boy "cause they
pulled out my glands
I'm Eighty and I HATE IT!
I'm Eighty
And I know what I want
Eighty
I really know what I want
I gotta get away
I gotta get out if this place
I throw my walker in
The doctor's face
OH YEAH!
I've got an old man's brain
And a young man's heart
Took them ten hours
To install every part
Don't always know
What I'm talkin' about
Alzheimer's got me
In the middle of doubt
I'm Eighty and I HATE IT!
I'm Eighty
I get confused every day
Eighty
I just don't know what to say
About one thing
There isn't a doubt
I'm in a home
And I want to get out!
I'm Eighty, Eighty, Eighty, etc.
Lines form on my face
and hands
Lines form for pills,
ups and downs
In a retirement home
without any plans
I'm a boy "cause they
pulled out my glands
I'm Eighty and I HATE IT!
I'm Eighty
And I know what I want
Eighty
I really know what I want
I gotta get away
I gotta get out if this place
I throw my walker in
The doctor's face
OH YEAH!
I've got an old man's brain
And a young man's heart
Took them ten hours
To install every part
Don't always know
What I'm talkin' about
Alzheimer's got me
In the middle of doubt
I'm Eighty and I HATE IT!
I'm Eighty
I get confused every day
Eighty
I just don't know what to say
About one thing
There isn't a doubt
I'm in a home
And I want to get out!
I'm Eighty, Eighty, Eighty, etc.
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Not bad, though I couldn't get some of the lines to scan to the original, and there's quite a bit of the original here. Also, the first verse repeats, and you missed that. 444.
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