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Song Parodies -> "Christian Poison"

Original Song Title:

"Poison"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Christian Poison"

Parody Written by:

Mokonah

The Lyrics

This is a Christian version of Poison i understand this is upsetting for a few, i enjoy the song as is but i wanted to get back on the parodiseing scene and heres my first :P
Your cruel device
Your blood, like Lies
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill

I Don't need you ive got god instead (Instead)
He is the light and you cower hearing his name
You try to sway me but you know it wont work (wont work)
I have the spirit and your powerless against me, poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, Satan come on break these chains!

You try, so Hard
To Lie, Confuse all
until, we meet god
your hold, is unbarred

I hear you calling and it's tempt and sin (And sin)
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to Listen but you're under my skin (Deep in)
I have the spirit and your powerless against me, poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, Satan come on break these chains!
Poison

One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I Don't need you ive got god instead (Instead)
He is the light and you cower hearing his name
Your tangled web will never stand up (Stand up)
I have the spirit and your powerless against me, poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, Satan come on break these chains!
Poison

I Don't need you ive got god instead (Instead)
He is the light and you cower hearing his name
Your tangled web will never stand up (Stand up)
I have the spirit and your powerless against me, poison, yeah
Satan come on break these chains!
Poison, oh no
Runnin' deep inside my veins,
Burnin' deep inside my veins
It's poison
Satan come on break these chains!
Poison

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THis SOoo Isnt Harry! - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Sweet cover dude
Mads - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Too similar to the real song.

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