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Song Parodies -> "Do Your Order"

Original Song Title:

"Be My Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Do Your Order"

Parody Written by:

nomad

The Lyrics

This was written by myself and two co-workers, we worked evening shift in a chicken and ribs restaurant. Our only goal on any night was to finish cleaning everything so we could go out and drink...
She walks up to the wheel and calls an order
So I figure it' my job and I'll just sort of start to make it
I sink a fry or two, well maybe three
and then suddenly she starts calling for some take-out

I said: baby if you wanna get your order you better write it neat
'cause it's a long long way to closing time and I gotta clean this place up

Told her that her club sandwich was ready
and the rib plate order would be ready in a minute
She asked me if the chicken soup was nice
I said listen baby you really wouldn't wanna try it

I said: baby if you wanna get your order you better write it neat
'cause it's a long long way to closing time and I gotta clean this place up

I said: baby if you wanna get your order you better write it neat
'cause it's a long long way to closing time and I gotta clean this place up
For those of your who never worked in a kitchen the weel is where the waitresses hang their orders and the kitchen staff pick them up. Calling an order was simply yelling "order" so we'd know we had something to do. Don't mean for the song to sound sexist, but guys only worked the kitchen in this place and girls were exclusively waitresses or cashiers.

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