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Song Parodies -> "Homer Simpson"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Ethyl"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Homer Simpson"

Parody Written by:

Genius in Maine

The Lyrics

A song about another one of my favorite TV shows. While Homer may not be old, I couldn't think of another adjective which (A) sounded enough like 'cold', and (B) described Homer.
What do you know
It's Homer Simpson and he always says 'D'oh!'
We met last night
His wife threw him out the door after a fight

Homer, Homer, let me drive you around here
Homer, Homer, come and give me your Duff beer

One thing, no lie
His son Bart once made himself into a fly
He snores in bed
Well, he oughta, he's got a bad head

Homer, Homer, let me follow your fat nose
Homer, Homer, will you take me to this Moe's?
Come on, old Homer
Make me laugh

One thing, it's true
His wife Marge has hair that's blue
Everything is his way
Homer don't get too much pay

Homer, Homer, let me watch you just go nuts
Homer, Homer, will you eat those last donuts?
Come on, old Homer
What makes you so old? Oh, so old

Old Homer
Old, old Homer
If you live past forty-seven
Your mom is waiting in the missing person heaven
'Cuz you're bald
You're fat
Old Homer, you're one cool cat

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Pacing: 4.2
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Jess - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
WTF??? That is S**T! What were you thinking when you did this? Were you High? Drunk? Please get a life and stop f**king up this great musicians songs...

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