Lines pointing to my left and my right
These ballot holes aren't lined up quite right
I'll punch the middle cuz that's a good plan
I just voted for Pat Buchanon

In Palm Beach
We get confused every day
In Palm Beach
What did that damn ballot say?
In Palm Beach
Thow our votes away

I got a babies brain and a voting card
Why'd they make these things so freakin' hard
I got five minutes to figure this out
Don't even know what this election's about

In Palm Beach
Where we should vote with our mouth
In Palm Beach
Our education went South
In Palm Beach
We're stupid and we like it , love it, like it.....
We're stupid and we like it.