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Song Parodies -> "P.M.T"

Original Song Title:

"T.N.T"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"P.M.T"

The Lyrics

Menstruation, mental breakdown, menopause, seems all of women's problems start with men!
(‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed!)
(‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed!)
(‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed!)
(‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed!)

Crimson Tide hours of the month, yeah.
Time for choleric and screams.
Shouts and gall. Um, why upset?
Ears are blowing with steam.

Women, an incensed army.
With lemon-sucking spite.
Men gotta run or get in strife.
Dear depart your wife.

‘That time',
P.M.T!
Vaginas smite!
P.M.T!
She's violent tonight!
P.M.T!
Switch off sour mode!
P.M.T!
Crotch makes ‘em brood!

Their surly bane, quite like Halloween.
Quite disgruntled, man.
Pubic area? Husbands can't,
Understand.

Get socked by your daughter! Struck by your wife!
Mocked of your rapport, with gun and flick knife.
Men get attacked by frowns.
All homes possess a couch.

‘That time',
P.M.T!
Hostile and trite!
P.M.T!
Her eyes are a fright!
P.M.T!
What a grouchy toad!
P.M.T!
Lawn isn't mowed!

(‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed!)
P.M.T!
(‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed! ‘nnoyed!)

P.M.T!
A gyno-bite!
P.M.T!
These wild chicks ignite!
P.M.T!
Starts a dour feud!
P.M.T!
Crotchety mood!

*duet turned lioness-roar solo*

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Kristof Robertson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Luke Brattoni presents "How To Make Friends and Influence People...of the Female Persuasion"..available in hardback, RRP $12.99..:-) 555
2nz - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
"So... as a super hero do you have any ongoing enemies?"
"Yes, once a month... my wife becomes EVIL... and I cannot defeat her."

This ones a bit rough for me, but your wordplay im-PMS... I mean impress.
Claude Prez - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Vaginas smite!!!! Clever clever stuff.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Kristof and 2nz! Thanks Claude.
I often wonder how tampon commercials think that the 'euphemistic' use of blue fluid to demonstrate absorbtion rate and flexibility diagrams to demonstrate insertion comfort lessens the grossness factor. And they're always on at meal times!
Peregrin - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Interesting work, Luke/Jake. Now tell me, how much of this is written from first-hand experience? ;-p
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I have had to argue my way out of purchasing my dear mother's tampons on numerous occasions. (16's, if that means anything) And incidents of fellow classmates storming out of the room sobbing hysterically were greatly increased in co-ed subjects.
EmiLoca - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Before I give you any good remarks about this wonderful piece of work, let me assure you that not everyone chooses to mow their lawns. Growth there is perfectly normal and is not required to be removed - however, there are some who choose to treat their lawns so they do not sprout until the appropriate season.

Nice use of the phrase 'Crimson Tide', by the way (those poor, poor Alabamans). I'm pleased that you didn't include anything about riding the cotton pony or drowning in the Red Sea. And for the record, menstrual fluid IS blue!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahhhh, so that little blue toilet deodoriser in my stepsisters' loo is what leaves the messy mass of redI'lljustrailoffawkwardlyhererather thaninducenauseafrommyunpleasantfamilyexperiences. BUTTERFLIES! SUNSHINE! RAINBOWS!
EmiLoca - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Just be glad you don't have the S. I. swimsuit edition, a brother who's starting puberty, and laundry duty.

...because then you'd have no time to write parodies! OF COURSE!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You poor thing. I just have to be the alibi for my younger brother's drunken soirees with private school girls; standing out in the pouring rain at 4 in the morning to give his lady-friends directions as to where they can crash for the night after binge drinking themselves stupid. Well, he's 700 km away now. Whass diss S. I. standing for? He uses the washing machine? Hmm, safer than a tube sock...
EmiLoca - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
S. I. s. = Sports Illustrated, silly!

Whass diss 'km' standing for?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
km s.= kilomiles, stupid! Sports Illustrated? I'm only vaguely aware of it. Obviously I'm not as much a lesbian wanker as you are.
*suh-wish*
EmiLoca - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, snapple. Then again, I'm only vaguely aware of this 'tube sock' you mentioned earlier.

*twelve-sided died!*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
*puts aside petty snide remarks for twelve-sided's funeral*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
...done! Now time for the traditional post-funeral coitus!
"Woot."
"Woot."
"I'm down."
"The coffin speaks to me in ways a bowl of pan-asian cuisine can't."
"Ow! My browser!"
EmiLoca - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh, Luke?

It's over.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
*tanties*
Go back to warm-rinsing your Philadelphia cheese, biache.
EmiLoca - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ow, my self-esteem/V-plates!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Awwww. Here, have a wowwipop for reaching 50 parodies.
EmiLoca - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
*sucks*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Come on, you're not that bad.
EmiLoca - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, but Emi has been a naughty, naughty girl, she has! Bad Emi, bad, BAD Emi! *irons fingers*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Could you do my elbows while you're there, dear?
*smugs about being able to reply without the term 'spanking' even crossing mind*
EmiLoca - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
So I'm assuming you were able to type the word 'spanking' without thinking about it? I'm impressed. Well, that explains the abundance your crude, flagrantly offensive phrases in all of your parodies - we never would have chastised you if we knew you weren't even THINKING.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Never thought of that.
EmiLoca - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
*smugs about being able to reply without the term 'oral sex' even crossing mind*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, spoot, you're too clever!
Take this Hat of Booyah and let me fantasise in peace.
EmiLoca - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Mmm. Boooooooyah. *snarfs*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Slow down there, it'll all go to your hips. Then I'll have to dine at an All-You-Can-E*commonsensed!*
EmiLoca - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You really should stop while you're behind, dear. No, really. Stop right there. Behind.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
And assume the smiley?
EmiLoca - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Ass + u + me = assume.

In conclusion, mos'def.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd love to know how you make CAMOMILE TEA.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
And really love to know how to do a SIMPLE ANAGRAM without COMPLETELY FUCKING IT UP.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll have to settle for 'I'd love to know how you make EmiLoca mate.' *tanties that you're not an EemiLoca so you'd have to EAT ME.*
EmiLoca - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
You make my brain hurt.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
That's cuz you suck and swallow too quickly.
(My squishees are extra cold.)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
...and also have the after-effect of the 'Cold Shoulder.'
Great.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh goody! They're warm again!
*massages shoulders with perfumed feet*
EmiLoca - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Eww, now they smell like...dead flowers...or something along those lines. Lord knows if I've ever understood anything you've said.
Lord - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you joking? I gave up trying to understand you two MONTHS ago!
EmiLoca - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, that certainly explains the deaths of all those thirty-two close acquaintances...at least we're on the same page now.
Lord - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd use my almighty powers to answer wittily, but... you know...
EmiLoca - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, I know..."Thou shalt not commit wittery in vain" or something, right? Because then you'd be a hypocrite, and go to hell.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hoorah! Nothing I write can ever come close as being classified as 'wittery'! *unfolorn exhale onto halo, rub against sleeve, sparkle*
EmiLoca - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I should've known you weren't the horny devil I suspected. Not only that, but you have Orbit-fresh breath that doesn't exactly clean your halo, but makes it feel smashing. And that's all that matters.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Exactly. Nobody minds a drunk beggar, saturated in his own vomit and faeces, urinating on their doorstop at four in the morning AS LONG AS HIS BREATH HAS THAT FRESH HINT OF CINNAMON.
EmiLoca - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Not if he's a FAMOUS drunk beggar!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, then they insist that they 'sign their name' on the doormat.
EmiLoca - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
As we lick their feet.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
...
...what?! I don't know how you Americans do things over there, but ...
...what?!
EmiLoca - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, I forgot to explain. "Feet" are those flat-bottomed, size-12 things at the ends of your ankles. *raises eyebrow*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, young Missy! Lower that eyebrow!
*eyebrow lowered*
...aaand the other one!
*previously unraised eyebrow descends into grotesque location on eyelid*

Paris Hilton: Hey, don't knock it! That's hot!
EmiLoca - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Great. Now I'm going to need plastic surgery AND a restraining order on Miss Hilton. I told that wench to stop following me HOURS ago... *throws massive boulder in Paris' direction*
Paris Hilton - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Gee, thanks for the boulder. What use is a present if I can't have filthy sex with it?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Chucky's clocks are fun-nee!
Everyone - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yesss, Luke. Now sit down.
EmiLoca - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it when people post in the past, issalllike, freaaaaky. It's like you're living in a different time zone or something.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Or like they've actually just posted before you.
Jaaa, major frea-kayyy.

I've just finished watching 'Lost and Delirious' (Is it me or did Mischa Barton's breasts decrease in size since she was thirteen?)
What's frea-kayyy is that the boyfriend of the lesbian is called Jake... acted by a Luke... and there ISN'T an Emily involved at all! Frea-kayyy.
EmiLoca - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
WhattheFreaks?!? You just posted in the past again!!! OMGsdslkaoidqwert.
EmiLoca - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
And the best part is...I'm posting in the future!!! *doo dee doo dee doo*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Aren't we just great?
People keep bitching about how hard long-distance relationships are whilst we continue to kick ass at a trans-time one.
EmiLoca - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I, for one, find it particularly comforting that I have no proof that your genitals crow...you can stay on the other side of the planet as long as you like.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Curses, my genitals are merely equipped with chirping capabilities.
I'll meet you at 'Scooters' six years ago.
EmiLoca - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I might be a little late, because I have a dentist appointment in 1999...is five years okay with you?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I dunno, this Millenium Bug thing might screw up every computer in the world. But then I guess 'Scooters' will take over as a global monopoly, and we'll all be enslaved. Meet you at Decaf-Sector #31Z.
EmiLoca - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
No, Luke, it would definitely be Starbucks. They're thinking about putting one in my SCHOOL...and there's another right across the street. I swear, by that time, we're all going to have personal Starbucks installed in the place of butler's pantries, and then we're going to be enslaved by the tantalizing aromas of mint chai and cinnamon latte.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
NecroDew Resistance Squad... roll call!
*Tuquoise Virgin power, GO!*
EmiLoca - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You made a funny...and a typo.

Is that, like, the first time you've ever done that?

Probably.

Do you mind if I give you hell?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess it's better than a new pair of socks.
EmiLoca - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Ewwww. I'm not getting near you, even with hell to give, if you've still got those RANCID socks on from, what, last year? I'm slipping under!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Underwhere?
EmiLoca - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You know where it goes.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought you said you knew nothing about pleasuring tube socks... hope the maple glaze gets out the 'grass' stains.
EmiLoca - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Grassiass, Luke.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Obviously I had a different idea of where it goes...
EmiLoca - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
*cringes*

...gewww.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Is that a warm spin cycle? No wonder it takes so long to do your brother's laund*gewwygrossnessedout*
EmiLoca - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay. I can't stand this. I'm LEAVING. *hops on a plane and flies 400 miles away...which is actually flying 400 miles closer to you, but loopy-do muscle drugs can have that affect on certain Cajun Asians*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Up your dosage. Now.
EmiLoca - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Up your ass. Now.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
*mouth flapping about like a muppet*
Look, I'm a stupid idiot! Hey, stop hitting myself! Hey, stop hitting myself!
*thinking* Emi, git yer paws outta there!
EmiLoca - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Look! I'm going to drink a glass of water and Luke's going to tell you a joke!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
"Hey everyone, I peed in her glass."
*uproarious laughter from crowd*

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